dippy-dipstick:

For @richardgoranski

-When Jeremy is sleeping Michael will balence Pringles on Jeremy’s forehead
-if Jeremy doesn’t wake up, Michael will try to eat the Pringles off his head one by one
-Jeremy loves to send cute ‘good morning’ texts but Michael HATES IT
-Like he appreciates the effort but he also gets woken up every time
-Jeremy is embarrassed to ask Michael to help him put scar cream on his back for the Squip scars
-Michael cries the entire time and Jeremy ends up crying and they are just blubbering
-When the Squip comes back, Michael will drink Mountain Dew Red, keep it in his mouth, then kiss Jeremy
-The Squip leaves cuz MDR and cuz he’s grossed out
-Michael legit bit Jeremy when he stole Michael’s hoodie
-Jeremy took it back to his own house and Michael realized and fuckin followed him, broke in, and tACKLED JEREMY
-HE JUST PULLS OFF THE HOODIE AND BITES JEREMY’S ARM REALLY HARD
-also: Michael baked Jeremy birthday muffins with lil retro themed wrappers and candles
-Michael gets them matching beanies that are rainbow and say ‘Player One’ and ‘Player Two’
-They first had sex in the janitor’s closet at school and they never talk about it
-they just moved on lol

(HOPE THIS IS OKAY)

(Source: josh-the-lesbian)