bahorelly:

Enjolras: I got my teacher off track for two hours by discussing facism

Combeferre: all I’ve ever wanted was to be an aesthetic match to an owl

Courfeyrac: I’m slowly breakdancing next to you in spirit

Grantaire: thanks it’s the emotional instability

Joly: *sends picture of cat with glow eyes* that’s me in the background of your life like the hydration demon I am

Bossuet: I don’t know why but my hand is broken

Jehan: I stole a whole cactus and I don’t know why I was just compelled his name is Gerry and we’re outlaws

Bahorel: I’m living my best life glue some flowers to yourself and join me instead of ragging on my life choices

Feuilly: what’s the record for longest someone has been awake cause I’m beating it rn I know it

Marius: Another year I went as a sweet potato… Don’t ask why I couldn’t tell you

Cosette: do you want a fuck ton of homemade nutter butters?

Eponine: walk up to him and stab him I don’t know I don’t flirt with guys

Musichetta: I’m cooking meals for next week if you wanna stop by they’re filled with carbs

Bonus:

Montparnasse: did you know my name in Hebrew means God? Coincidence? I think not

Jean Valjean: I accidentally put the milk in my tea before the water and made an abomination pls call the fuckin police on me before I do it myself

(Source: sunshinequeer)