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involuntaryorange:

a-forger-and-a-point-man:

kedgeree11:

a-forger-and-a-point-man:

kedgeree11:

a-forger-and-a-point-man:

@kedgeree11 vandalized it, @involuntaryorange pushed it

@a-forger-and-a-point-man I believe one day the dick dispenser can be a reality, nestled happily alongside the banana vending machine and the baguette vending machine.

okay i know this is about vending machines but

it’s incredibly offensive that you dared to compare nutritious, aesthetically pleasing, and *always satisfactory* items like a banana and a baguette to a dick. how many times has a dick brought you an equal amount of joy as these delicious carbohydrates which can fuel you for hours? so many ways to use a banana and a baguette, and only like, a handful of ways to use a dick (pardon the pun)

also, you can’t share a dick with a cat

Can you not?

DAMMIT AFTER I HIT “REBLOG” I IMMEDIATELY REMEMBERED THIS IMAGE EXISTS

see it’s true you can’t share, that cat ran away with the whole thing, balls included

this is why we need professors on tumblr

(Source: jcmesbcrnes)

jcmesbcrnes:

[listen here]

8. things you said when you were crying

I should anticipate it at this point, really.

Every night, you wake up screaming, crying, or both. I wake up, but you’re too panicked to notice. I try comforting you, but you just move away from me, sobbing and rocking yourself until you calm down or fall back asleep.

I really should anticipate it, but in the back of my mind I always wish that you’ll sleep soundly. But that’s not how it works. It’s a vicious, horrible routine.

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what have i done

i am damaged

far too damaged

but you’re not beyond repair

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