@kedgeree11 vandalized it, @involuntaryorange pushed it

@a-forger-and-a-point-man I believe one day the dick dispenser can be a reality, nestled happily alongside the banana vending machine and the baguette vending machine.

okay i know this is about vending machines but

it’s incredibly offensive that you dared to compare nutritious, aesthetically pleasing, and *always satisfactory* items like a banana and a baguette to a dick. how many times has a dick brought you an equal amount of joy as these delicious carbohydrates which can fuel you for hours? so many ways to use a banana and a baguette, and only like, a handful of ways to use a dick (pardon the pun)

also, you can’t share a dick with a cat

Can you not?

DAMMIT AFTER I HIT “REBLOG” I IMMEDIATELY REMEMBERED THIS IMAGE EXISTS

see it’s true you can’t share, that cat ran away with the whole thing, balls included

this is why we need professors on tumblr